A regular guy with a taste for split-pea soup and three significant others who all think they're "the one" discovers just how easy it is to get burned when you're juggling too many pots in the kitchen in this feature-length relationship comedy spawned by the internet phenomenon of the same name. Brandon Craig doesn't just like split-pea soup, he loves it. Unfortunately for Brandon he can hardly find time to eat anymore between balancing his relationships with his photo editor boss Monique, undercover cop Wendy, and Internet superstar Franki. Though he knows that he will eventually be forced to settle down with just one of the three, he's having too much fun right now to think about things like commitment and monogamy. When Monique, Wendy, and Franki all show up at the same time in the same place to sample Brandon's legendary soup, his refusal to choose just one item from the menu lands him in some seriously hot water.